I am an infidel

Woke up too early so I started to surf around a bit, and since there appears to be more politics and less fun on this website, I thought this might do well for a change:

Useful phrases for westerners backpackers in the middle east:

* Kbar Khali-Kili Haftir Lotfan.
Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.

* Tikeh Nuneh Ba Ob Khrelleh Bezorg Va Khube Boyast Ino Begeram.
The water soaked breadcrumbs are delicious, thank you. I must have the recipe.

* Ekr Gabul Cardan Davat Parh Gush Divar.
I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie down on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.

* Maternier Ghermez Ahlieh Ghorban.
The red blindfold would be lovely.

* Balli, Balli, Balli.
Whatever you say.

* Auto Arraregh Davateman Mano Sephaheh- Hasti.
It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.

* Cashal-Eh Fashal-Eh Tupheman Na Degat Man Goftam Cheeshayeh Mohemarir Behmeshvarehma.
If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages, I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public.

Nothing but a good laugh to start the day with, is there? Here's where you can find some more, the French are in there as well.

Politically incorrect? That's what jokes are made of sometimes. If, however, you do feel the urge to line up with the Coalition Of The Pissy, tell me where I can find the exact translations, always of good use.

06:44 Gepost door Flint | Permalink | Commentaren (1) |  Facebook |


Just go back there and follow the link to Islamic April fool and feast on the proscriptions therein provided, a dream of unintentioned humour

Gepost door: Gawain | 23-12-03

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